A long time ago in a galaxy far away…
George Lucas created a movie trilogy known as “The Star Wars Trilogy”. But that was over 30 years ago, and since then, he’s improved on them greatly, and completed the saga by creating the prequel stories which fill in all the details of the back story that fans were dying to know!!
News broke this week that Lucas, the auteur that he is, has revisited his original movies yet again with another round of improvements! Which got me thinking – because he’s obviously NEVER going to stop improving them for us – where else could he improve the dialogue? Where could he add subtle touches like Darth Vader’s new “NOOOOOOO!!” cry that would enhance our original trilogy experience?
Click on to read the Top Ten scenes that Lucas should revisit next!!
#10. (Obi-Wan Kenobi voice over) “Was I any different when Qui Gon Jin taught me?”
#9 “STRICTLY for luck. COMPLETELY plutonic.”
#8 “I’m WARNING you. I WILL defend myself if I NEED to.”
#7 “Please try to understand. They wouldn’t let me date your mother!”
#6 “I know. Somehow, I’ve always known…”
#5 “Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Midi-chlorians create it, make it grow. Their energy surrounds us and binds us.”
#4 “The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It’s an energy field created by tiny micro-organisms known as midi-chlorians. Their bio-energy surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together”
#3 (Insert new Mark Hamill voice-over) “Is this all there is for me? Am I destined to live on this tiny, barren planet forever? I feel I was meant for something GREATER. God I wish I could fly through space, find adventure, find my calling… anything but being stuck here on Tatoine.”
#2 “I believe a merchant named Watto has the droids you’re looking for.”
#1. “I love you, too.”
Well, that’s it for now. I mean, I’m SURE he’ll come up with better ones when he actually does the next round. I can’t wait!! And don’t even get me started on the CGI improvements I’m looking forward to. I mean? Forget making the Ewoks BLINK! How about adding more articulation! And now that they’re CGI’ing OUTFITS onto people like in Green Lantern, how about new costumes for everyone!
Or even better. MO-CAP. THE WHOLE THING!!
What do you guys think?? Let me hear it!!!