Fogs’ Oscar Diary: Pt 3 – The Second Hour

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Overture, curtain, lights!
This is it. The night of nights.
No more rehearsing or nursing a part.
We know every part by heart!

Overture, curtain, lights!
This is it. We’ll hit the heights!
And oh, what heights we’ll hit!
On with the show, this is it!

One hour down. One major award. One racist joke. Hugo cleaning up on technical stuff.

Muppets!!! Miss Piggy looks hot to me. I have problems.

Couldn’t Cirque du Soleil do… This stuff they do about modern movies? Between the Red Carpet and this, I realize now why I never watch the Oscars.

Billy Crystal reminds us he’s old and Jewish. Don’t worry Billy, we didn’t forget.

Robert Downey Jr. steadicam bit isn’t funny. Best Documentary, we get it.

LOL. Oscar just told those “Undefeated” dudes to STFU…

Chris Rock should be hosting the whole show.

Cmon “Rango…” Sweet. Rango. Even Gore Verbinski doesn’t know if Rango is for kids. That’s what I wondered while I was watching it.

One good thing about the Oscars… Lots of movie commercials.

Nope, not done with Melissa McCarthy yet. Think people are going to be asking to kick her leg up in the doorway for the rest of her life?

Here’s Emma and her ribbon again. Singing now. Jonah motioning for her to kill the bit was funny though.

VFX the Oscar for “Movies the public likes”. “Hugo”‘s win here is the first award I’m pissed about. Seriously, Academy? Hugo had better visual effects than Harry Potter, Transformers, and/or Planet of the Apes? Seriously, go for a $&#%ing hike.

Christopher Plummer – chalk city. He gives a great acceptance speech. I’d like to see Oscar try to cut this short. LOL “Vat is that Velvet?”

The nominated actors and actresses are doing a better job acting like Billy Crystal is funny than the did in the roles they were nominated for.

If John Williams wins for best score for War Horse, it’s because he beat someone up for it. With the music of “War Horse”

Heyyyy “The Artist” I forgot about you. “Hugo” 83. “The Artist” 2.

Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis prove playing cymbals isn’t as easy as it looks.

If “Man or Muppet” loses, I quit watching this right now…

Bret McKenzie. Oscar winner. This is awesome. Love it. I will listen to that song 8 more times tonight with no exaggeration whatsoever.

Billy Crystal should learn that making economic jokes about how rich the audience is does not go over well in tough times.

Angelina Jolie presents the screenwriting awards by not being able to read. Thankfully she shows off a lot of leg by standing like Captain Morgan. Thankfully, Jim Rash mocks her. Way to go “Descendants”. :D No shutout tonight.

Here we go for original screenplay. Bridesmaids time? Midnight in Paris? Woody. LOL. He no shows. Love it.

Every time I see Adam Sandler on these what’s a great movie? Clips I want to get sick. Every time I see Robert Downey Jr, I think… He used to be where Lindsey Lohan is right now. The punchline to a bunch of drug jokes with a washed up career. Way to go RDJ.

Ok! We’ve hit the home stretch! One more to go… The big awards to come! See you in a bit!

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22 thoughts on “Fogs’ Oscar Diary: Pt 3 – The Second Hour

  1. Winner–Are you a Man or Muppet?… I can sleep soundly now!!! Plummer’s speech was a good one.

    Skipping ahead…. Bridesmaids’ presenter… Not as funny as they thought it was..,,

  2. I liked Circ du soliel, but i’m a chick… Maybe it’s a chick thing. Winner–Are you a Man or Muppet?… I can sleep soundly now!!! Plummer’s speech was a good one.

    Skipping ahead…. Bridesmaids’ presenter… Not as funny as they thought it was… Well, except for the Scorsese drinking game… That made me LOL.

      • Yeah, well, if it had, then Gelfman REALLY would have said “Eat it Fogs” or worse. LOL. Lets just say, I’m happy it didnt. Not the “Hugest” fan. LOL

        On the VFX, I guess I forgot the 3D aspect of it, but it makes it no less criminal. On Transformers, I just grabbed that image to hastily put a pic together to tweet… Could have just as easily been Harry Potter or Apes. Or a movie with a lot of excellent visual effects…

  3. I liked Circ du soliel, but i’m a chick… Maybe it’s a chick thing. Winner–Are you a Man or Muppet?… I can sleep soundly now!!! Plummer’s speech was a good one.

    Skipping ahead…. Bridesmaids’ presenter… Not as funny as they thought it was… Well, except for the Scorsese drinking game… That made me LOL.

    • Yeahhh.. you know you better tighten shit like that up around HERE man. Cause you know… if I could think of something funny to say I… I’d be… making fun of you right now… somehow.

      Dude, I’m pretty beat too, LOL

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