Overture, curtain, lights!
This is it. The night of nights.
No more rehearsing or nursing a part.
We know every part by heart!Overture, curtain, lights!
This is it. We’ll hit the heights!
And oh, what heights we’ll hit!
On with the show, this is it!
One hour down. One major award. One racist joke. Hugo cleaning up on technical stuff.
Muppets!!! Miss Piggy looks hot to me. I have problems.
Couldn’t Cirque du Soleil do… This stuff they do about modern movies? Between the Red Carpet and this, I realize now why I never watch the Oscars.
Billy Crystal reminds us he’s old and Jewish. Don’t worry Billy, we didn’t forget.
Robert Downey Jr. steadicam bit isn’t funny. Best Documentary, we get it.
LOL. Oscar just told those “Undefeated” dudes to STFU…
Chris Rock should be hosting the whole show.
Cmon “Rango…” Sweet. Rango. Even Gore Verbinski doesn’t know if Rango is for kids. That’s what I wondered while I was watching it.
One good thing about the Oscars… Lots of movie commercials.
Nope, not done with Melissa McCarthy yet. Think people are going to be asking to kick her leg up in the doorway for the rest of her life?
Here’s Emma and her ribbon again. Singing now. Jonah motioning for her to kill the bit was funny though.
VFX the Oscar for “Movies the public likes”. “Hugo”‘s win here is the first award I’m pissed about. Seriously, Academy? Hugo had better visual effects than Harry Potter, Transformers, and/or Planet of the Apes? Seriously, go for a $&#%ing hike.
Christopher Plummer – chalk city. He gives a great acceptance speech. I’d like to see Oscar try to cut this short. LOL “Vat is that Velvet?”
The nominated actors and actresses are doing a better job acting like Billy Crystal is funny than the did in the roles they were nominated for.
If John Williams wins for best score for War Horse, it’s because he beat someone up for it. With the music of “War Horse”
Heyyyy “The Artist” I forgot about you. “Hugo” 83. “The Artist” 2.
Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis prove playing cymbals isn’t as easy as it looks.
If “Man or Muppet” loses, I quit watching this right now…
Bret McKenzie. Oscar winner. This is awesome. Love it. I will listen to that song 8 more times tonight with no exaggeration whatsoever.
Billy Crystal should learn that making economic jokes about how rich the audience is does not go over well in tough times.
Angelina Jolie presents the screenwriting awards by not being able to read. Thankfully she shows off a lot of leg by standing like Captain Morgan. Thankfully, Jim Rash mocks her. Way to go “Descendants”. 
No shutout tonight.
Here we go for original screenplay. Bridesmaids time? Midnight in Paris? Woody. LOL. He no shows. Love it.
Every time I see Adam Sandler on these what’s a great movie? Clips I want to get sick. Every time I see Robert Downey Jr, I think… He used to be where Lindsey Lohan is right now. The punchline to a bunch of drug jokes with a washed up career. Way to go RDJ.
Ok! We’ve hit the home stretch! One more to go… The big awards to come! See you in a bit!
Winner–Are you a Man or Muppet?… I can sleep soundly now!!! Plummer’s speech was a good one.
Skipping ahead…. Bridesmaids’ presenter… Not as funny as they thought it was..,,
I would have been so pissed if Man or Muppet didnt win.
Thank you for reminding me I need to listen to it endlessly before going to bed.
Beginning right now.
Haha…. A new “classic”
Sorry about the multi-posts….. I keep saying to This phone and
Are you usin’ Siri?
I keep saying to people: this phone and I do not have a good working relationship yet. (see above: point proven yet again!)
Maybe I should…. Clearly….. I am not smart enough for this phone yet. Haha
Hey…. Good job tonIght with the oscars!!
Dont sweat it Deb. (about the phone) I know how it is…
I liked Circ du soliel, but i’m a chick… Maybe it’s a chick thing. Winner–Are you a Man or Muppet?… I can sleep soundly now!!! Plummer’s speech was a good one.
Skipping ahead…. Bridesmaids’ presenter… Not as funny as they thought it was… Well, except for the Scorsese drinking game… That made me LOL.
Re: Hugo winning VFX Award… EAT IT FOGS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I dont even know what to say. LOL
It got shut out everywhere that would have been “Eat it Fogs” territory, man.
I think the world’s with me on that one. Hugo for VFX = Highway Robbery
I thought the VFX on transformers was terrible, whereas Hugo was the first 3D film which actually made 3D look good.
Haven’t seen Hugo yet, but I can’t agree with you on Transformers, Gelf. The visuals were the only good thing about the film, but they were fantastic.
Hugo should have won for Best Picture (My #1 film for 2011)
Yeah, well, if it had, then Gelfman REALLY would have said “Eat it Fogs” or worse. LOL. Lets just say, I’m happy it didnt. Not the “Hugest” fan. LOL
On the VFX, I guess I forgot the 3D aspect of it, but it makes it no less criminal. On Transformers, I just grabbed that image to hastily put a pic together to tweet… Could have just as easily been Harry Potter or Apes. Or a movie with a lot of excellent visual effects…
I liked Circ du soliel, but i’m a chick… Maybe it’s a chick thing. Winner–Are you a Man or Muppet?… I can sleep soundly now!!! Plummer’s speech was a good one.
Skipping ahead…. Bridesmaids’ presenter… Not as funny as they thought it was… Well, except for the Scorsese drinking game… That made me LOL.
Plummer and “Man or Muppet” were the only ones I was actively working for. Bedtime!
Likewise. I did give “Real in Rio” a listen before the show just so I could be “properly informed”, but nah… it wasn’t even close.
Am I a MAAANNNNN or am I a Muppet?
Starting the morning with it right now… LOL
Er, “rooting”, not “working”. Definitely doing to bed.
Yeahhh.. you know you better tighten shit like that up around HERE man. Cause you know… if I could think of something funny to say I… I’d be… making fun of you right now… somehow.
Dude, I’m pretty beat too, LOL
Happy for Muppets and Flight of the Concords. Best nominee in a category with just two; chance of win 50%-winner!
It was great seeing McKenzie up there, wasn’t it? I was very very happy for him. He’s a great entertainer, I’m excited he got rewarded for what is obviously a great song…