The 2012 FMR MAJOR Awards: The Worst Director Winner

Worst Director Winner

Boys and girls. Your worst Director winner for 2012. The Hack who Hacked the worst this past year.

Your nominees are: Peter Berg, “Battleship”, Dan Bradley, “Red Dawn”, Rob Cohen, “Alex Cross”, Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor, “Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance”, Mabrouk El Mechri, “The Cold Light of Day”.

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Click through to see which of these awful auteurs offended the most!

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The 2012 FMR MAJOR Awards: The Worst Supporting Actress Winner

Worst Supporting Actress Winner

Here we go everyone. Thw “Worst” portion of the MAJOR Awards rolls on with Worst Supporting Actress. These are the ladies that really brought down their pictures, in spite of limited time onscreen!

The nominees are: Jessica Biel, “Total Recall”, Chelsea Handler, “This Means War”, Dolly Parton, “Joyful Noise”, Rihanna, “Battleship”, Sigourney Weaver, “The Cold Light of Day”.

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Click through to see which I deem the worst of 2012!

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The 2012 FMR MAJOR Awards: The Worst Picture Nominees

Worst Picture Nominees

Ladies and Gentleman, here we go. After a long year of suffering through a wide variety of putrid offal, I present to you the fruits of my labors… the WORST movies of 2012. These were the movies that made you want to escape the pain, the ones that you wish would just END already. The type of movie you wouldn’t wish on your worst enemy.

My pain is your gain, though! Click through to see the ten movies that stunk out the joint the worst in 2012

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The 2012 FMR MAJOR Awards: The Worst Director Nominees

Worst Director Nominees

Ugh. Here we go folks. Back to the bad with the Worst Directors. These were the guys who screwed things up worse than everybody else in the last year! The Worst Directors of 2012!

Click through to see who earned this ignominious honor.

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The 2012 FMR MAJOR Awards: The Worst Supporting Actress Nominees

Worst Supporting Actress Nominees

Boys and girls, it is my profound disappointment to present you with the Worst Supporting Actress Nominees for 2012. These were the ladies that weren’t the leads in their films, but they made you say “Egads!” anyways. The Worst Supporting Actresses of 2012.

Click through to see the offenders!

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New Episode of The (title pending) Movie Podcast with Tank and Fogs!!

What’s up everyone? Another week, another episode of The (title pending) Movie Podcast with Tank and Fogs for your listening pleasure!

After “Has Tank Seen Scarface?” and the Box Office Roundup, we have three movies to go over with you this week, “What to Expect When You’re Expecting”, “The Dictator” and “Battleship”!

And this week’s special feature? It’s very special inded! We have a treat lined up for you… a trip into Tank’s basement to go over his movie related board game collection. Oh yes. LOL. You have no idea, let me tell you. :D

You can listen to the podcast or download it directly, here! Or, as always find us on iTunes by searching for (title pending) or Tank and Fogs! Don’t forget to leave us a review! :D

Meanwhile, if you’d like to keep up with all the goings on in the world of (title pending), give us a like on Facebook! Enjoy!

Battleship

Right up front? This movie is in the running for the dumbest movie of all time.

There are easily twenty to twenty-five points in the movie where you could look at what’s happening onscreen and list ten good reasons why whatever’s going on would be either impossible, improbable, incongruous, or idiotic. And that’s ALLOWING for the possibility of an alien invasion in the first place, I’m not even counting that…

Yup, this script was someone’s Jr. High creative writing assignment, but on the plus side? They blow a lot of shit up.

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The 2012 Summer Movie Preview, Part 1

Summer.

The apex of the movie year.

The Season SO BIG, that previewing it requires two posts.

Oh yes, oh yes.

Here’s a preview of the most anticipated movies of this Summer. Today, we’ll take a look at May and June. Tomorrow, July and August.

Click through, and let’s see what’s in the cooler for the Summer of 2012!

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New Episode of The (title pending) Movie Podcast with Tank and Fogs!!

Back to business!

A BIG thank you to everyone who participated in the 80s Movie Draft, it was tremendous success! Tank and I discuss the results (including crowning the winner) and briefly touch on our plan for those in the future, but then it’s back to business!

There’s box office data to look at, there’s a new segment to introduce, there’s ALL kinds of movies to review – seriously, we review like FIVE movies! “Safe”, “The Five-Year Engagement”, “The Raven”, “The Pirates! Band of Misfits” and “The Raid: Redemption”.

Then it’s on to Part 1 of our Summer Movie Preview! Tanker and I break down the biggest movies scheduled for May and June, 2012, including “The Avengers”, “Prometheus”, “Battleship”, “Moonrise Kingdom”, and many, many more! We’ll be back with Part 2, covering July and August next week!

You can download and listen to this episode here, or, as always, you can find us on iTunes! Don’t forget to leave us a rating and a review if you do! :D

To follow the goings on throughout the week, you can follow The (title pending) Movie Podcast on Facebook, here!