Movies That Everyone Should See: “Pirates of the Caribbean”

Psst! Avast there! It be too late to alter course, mateys. And there be plundering pirates lurkin’ in ev’ry┬ácove, waitin’ to board. Sit closer together and keep your ruddy hands in board. That be the best way to repel boarders. And mark well me words, mateys: Dead men tell no tales! Ye come seekin’ adventure with salty old pirates, eh? Sure you’ve come to the proper place. But keep a weather eye open, mates, and hold on tight. With both hands, if you please. Thar be squalls ahead, and Davy Jones waiting for them what don’t obey.

- Talking Skull and Crossbones, Pirates of the Caribbean theme park ride, Disneyland

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