The 2012 FMR MAJOR Awards: The Worst Picture Nominees

Worst Picture Nominees

Ladies and Gentleman, here we go. After a long year of suffering through a wide variety of putrid offal, I present to you the fruits of my labors… the WORST movies of 2012. These were the movies that made you want to escape the pain, the ones that you wish would just END already. The type of movie you wouldn’t wish on your worst enemy.

My pain is your gain, though! Click through to see the ten movies that stunk out the joint the worst in 2012

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New Episode of The (title pending) Movie Podcast with Tank and Fogs!! – The One Year Anniversary Episode!!

That’s right everyone, it’s the (title pending) Movie Podcast’s first birthday! In honor of the anniversary of our first show, Tank and I take a look back at the year that was, share some stories and some highlight clips, and then break out the bloopers, and a special song for each of us. It’s a fun, fun episode. I hope you’ll join in and check it out! For those of you who want to jump right to the festivities, they begin at the 48:00 mark :D

That doesn’t stop us from covering all the latest going ons at the megaplex this weekend though, we still have the “Box Office Roundup”, “On the Radar” and our reviews of “Argo”, “Seven Psychopaths”, “Sinister” and “Here Comes the Boom”!

It really is a “Very Special Episode” of the (title pending) Movie Podcast! I hope that everyone will enjoy listening as much as we enjoyed putting it together!

You can download it directly, here, or find us on iTunes or Stitcher by searching for (title pending) or Tank and Fogs!

If you’re wondering what to “get us”, you can make this the week you leave us that long procrastinated iTunes review, or stop by our Facebook page and give us a like! :D

Here Comes the Boom

Here comes the “Boom”, alright. Let me tell you what the %$&#ing “Boom” is.

The “Boom” is that whatever minor modicum of talent Kevin James has is rendered meaningless by the fact that he continually chooses these insipid, moron friendly comedies to star in. This movie proceeds from the assumption that the audience will willingly trade their common sense for the opportunity to “feel good” and then proceeds to build a farfetched scenario laden with implausible occurrences, featuring stereotypical characters. “Here Comes the Boom” is exactly the dumbed down tripe you suspect it is.

“Boom”.

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The 2012 Fall Movie Preview – Part II

Ok folks, here we go. Part II of the 2012 Fall Movie Preview. Today we’ll break down all the major releases on tap for the month of October, and the first week of November!

As you might imagine, it’s a diverse bunch. There are some ahead that look intriguing, and some that might as well be announcing that they’re garbage already, LOL. Let’s have a look and see if we can’t sort out what’s what!!

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