Movies That Everyone Should See: “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”

TIM:  There he is!
ARTHUR:  Where?
TIM:  There!
ARTHUR:  What, behind the rabbit?
TIM:  It is the rabbit!
ARTHUR:  You silly sod!  You got us all worked up!
TIM:  Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit.  That’s the most foul, cruel,
      and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.
ROBIN:  You tit!  I soiled my armor I was so scared!
TIM:  Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide, it’s a
      killer!
KNIGHT:  Get stuffed!
TIM:  It’ll do you a trick, mate!
KNIGHT:  Oh, yeah?
ROBIN:  You mangy Scot git!
TIM:  I’m warning you!
ROBIN:  What’s he do, nibble your bum?
TIM:  He’s got huge, sharp– he can leap about– look at the bones!
ARTHUR:  Go on, Boris.  Chop his head off!
BORIS:  Right!  Silly little bleeder.  One rabbit stew comin’ right up!
TIM:  Look!
      [squeak]
BORIS:  Aaaugh!
      [chord]
ARTHUR:  JESUS CHRIST!

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