Here we go, folks! A brand new episode of (title pending) for you listening enjoyment!
We kick things off with “Tank and Fogs: Witch Hunters”, letting the TPMP listeners join along as Tank and I march through the woods in search of Witches!
Then of course, we have all of last week’s new releases covered for you, with reviews of “Parker”, “Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters”, and “Movie 43″!
Finally, Tank and I circle back to discuss movies that are so bad they’re good, including the classics “The Room”, “Troll 2″, and “Birdemic: Shock and Terror”!
It’s a great episode and you won’t want to miss it! As always,
you can download it directly, here, or search for us on iTunes or Stitcher radio by looking for (title pending) or Tank and Fogs!
“Parker” tells the tale of a criminal wronged, and out for revenge. He plans a heist of a heist in order to even the score with those who betrayed him. To accomplish his goal, he has to enlist the help of a beautiful real estate agent.
As interesting as it sounds, somehow the recipe doesn’t entirely come together, and “Parker” can’t put together a second half worthy of its first. Ultimately, it winds up your typical, disappointing January release.
Tags: Entertainment, Jason Statham, Jennifer Lopez, Michael Chiklis, Movie, Movie Review, Movie Reviews, Movies, Nick Nolte, Parker, Review, Reviews
Ok, boys and girls. The Holiday Season is over… and the Spring Season, full of mini Blockbusters, is still months away.
Between now and then lies Hollywood’s dumping ground. The Hollywood fields lie fallow in the winter, bearing little quality product. It’s the two months of the year we need to “Get through”. While January typically offers some limited releases from the prior year going wide, there’s typically little else to get excited over.
Will this year be different? Are there any movies to get excited about these next two months? Let’s take a look at the release slate and see what we’ve got!
Tags: Charlie Sheen, John Malkovich, Bruce Willis, Mark Wahlberg, Jason Bateman, Jason Sudeikis, Josh Brolin, Kyle Chandler, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Jon Favreau, Bill Murray, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, David Koechner, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Jude Law, Kate Winslet, Steven Soderbergh, Christopher Walken, Al Pacino, Jessica Alba, Naomi Watts, Teresa Palmer, Hugh Jackman, Dakota Goyo, Ryan Gosling, Cobie Smulders, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Nick Swardson, Amanda Peet, Giovanni Ribisi, Michael Peña, Chloe Grace Moretz, Alan Arkin, J.K. Simmons, Jr., Rooney Mara, Sofía Vergara, Channing Tatum, Jason Statham, Anthony Mackie, Robert Patrick, Maggie Elizabeth Jones, Melissa McCarthy, Halle Berry, Nick Nolte, Viola Davis, Jason Schwartzman, Terrence Howard, Fisher Stevens, Genesis Rodriguez, Elizabeth Banks, Leslie Bibb, Sylvester Stallone, George Lopez, Jane Lynch, Jessica Chastain, Thomas Mann, Clark Duke, Kieran Culkin, Bobby Cannavale, Dave Franco, Emma Stone, Seann William Scott, John Cho, Dwayne Johnson, Kristen Bell, Cedric the Entertainer, Anna Faris, Jennifer Lopez, Kate Bosworth, Julianne Hough, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Emma Thompson, Justin Long, Jeremy Irons, Scott Eastwood, Susan Sarandon, Russell Crowe, Jack McBrayer, Patricia Arquette, Uma Thurman, Noah Lomax, Jai Courtney, Aubrey Plaza, Sean Penn, Wade Williams, Mireille Enos, Ruben Fleischer, Gangster Squad, Texas Chainsaw 3D, Alexandra Daddario, Dan Yeager, Trey Songz, Tania Raymonde, A Haunted House, Marlon Wayans, Essence Atkins, Alanna Ubach, Jamie Noel, Michael Tiddes, Barry Pepper, Broken City, 2013 Winter Movie Preview, Mama, Gerald Butler, Chris Pratt, Josh Duhamel, Richard Gere, Patrick Warburton, J.B. Smoove, Tony Shalhoub, Clifton Collins, Wendell Pierce, Michael Chiklis, Sala Baker, Parker, Taylor Hackford, Sung Kang, Sarah Shahi, Christian Slater, Jason Mamoa, Jon Seda, Brian Van Holt, Walter Hill, Bullet to the Head, Julianna Margulies, Mark Margolis, Bill Burr, Stand Up Guys, Warm Bodies, Nicholas Hoult, Rob Corddry, Analeigh Tipton, Cory Hardrict, A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III, Roman Coppola, Katheryn Winnick, Identity Thief, Seth Gordon, Mary-Charles Jones, Side Effects, Vinessa Shaw, David Costabile, Alice Englert, Emmy Rossum, Alden Ehrenreich, Kyle Gallner, Richard LaGravenese, Beautiful Creatures, A Good Day to Die Hard, John Moore, Sebastian Koch, Yuliya Snigir, Cole Hauser, Amaury Nolasco, Megalyn Echikunwoke, Anne Vyalitsyna, Cal Brunker, Brendan Fraser, William Shatner, Sarah Jessica Parker, Paul Reubens, Craig Robinson, Escape from Planet Earth, David Lyons, Mimi Kirkland, Mike Pniewski, Safe Haven, Lasse Hallström, Keri Russell, Josh Hamilton, Dark Skies, Scott Stewart, Ric Roman Waugh, Snitch, Benjamin Bratt