James Bond: Classic, Cheese, or Crap? – “Dr. No”

“Dr. No”

1963

Bond: Sean Connery

Classic, Cheese or Crap?: CLASSIC

“Dr. No”

The film that launched the Bond franchise.

Classic, cheese or crap? What are you, kidding me? CLA-SSIC. CLA-SSIC.

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James Bond: Classic, Cheese, or Crap? – “You Only Live Twice”

“You Only Live Twice”

1965

Bond: Sean Connery

Classic, Cheese, or Crap?: CLASSIC

When looking back on “You Only Live Twice” as a modern viewer, it suffers greatly from one factor completely beyond its control.

Austin Powers.

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James Bond: Classic, Cheese or Crap? – “Thunderball”

“Thunderball”

1965

Bond: Sean Connery

Classic, Cheese or Crap? CLASSIC

Thunderball. This movie practically defines why the Bond series should be considered Classic. From Tom Jones belting out the opening theme to the airlift rescue at the end, everything about this movie oozes 1960s cold war era cool. Bond uses a jet pack. The villain tries to kill him by locking him in a shark tank. He beds like 3, 4 different women (no matter which side they’re on) and they’re all gorgeous. The finale is an under water speargun war between about 200 parachuting frogmen. I’m not kidding. I mean, the villain wears an eyepatch! COME ON!! That’s AWE-some

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