Big Miracle

So. Three whales are trapped under the ice. A daddy whale, a momma whale, and a baby whale.

There’s so much ice they can’t see a way back out to the oceanĀ and they just breathe out of this tiny hole they punched through, right? They’re like swimming in place and poking their head through the hole, taking a breath, swimming around… doing it again.

All of a sudden Drew Barrymore appears at the edge of the hole. She pokes her head over the edge and says, “Don’t worry, guys, don’t you worry. We’re going to do EVERYTHING WE CAN to get you out of there. I am not going to let people pretend that you’re not DYING here. I am going to tell everyone I can, and I will NOT stop. We are going to SAVE you.”

And the daddy whale looks at the momma whale and says, “Does that mean we’re going to have to listen to HER for a week?”

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