The 2012 FMR MAJOR Awards: Most Disappointing Movie Nominees

Most Disappointing Movie Nominees

Ok folks, for every Yin there’s a Yang here at the MAJOR Awards. The karmic counterbalance to this morning’s surprises is this afternoon’s crop of disappointments. These are the films that had us eagerly anticipating them, yet failed to deliver.

Click through to see the biggest let downs of 2012!

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New Episode of The (title pending) Movie Podcast with Tank and Fogs!!

Back to business!

A BIG thank you to everyone who participated in the 80s Movie Draft, it was tremendous success! Tank and I discuss the results (including crowning the winner) and briefly touch on our plan for those in the future, but then it’s back to business!

There’s box office data to look at, there’s a new segment to introduce, there’s ALL kinds of movies to review – seriously, we review like FIVE movies! “Safe”, “The Five-Year Engagement”, “The Raven”, “The Pirates! Band of Misfits” and “The Raid: Redemption”.

Then it’s on to Part 1 of our Summer Movie Preview! Tanker and I break down the biggest movies scheduled for May and June, 2012, including “The Avengers”, “Prometheus”, “Battleship”, “Moonrise Kingdom”, and many, many more! We’ll be back with Part 2, covering July and August next week!

You can download and listen to this episode here, or, as always, you can find us on iTunes! Don’t forget to leave us a rating and a review if you do! :D

To follow the goings on throughout the week, you can follow The (title pending) Movie Podcast on Facebook, here!

The Raven

Once upon a weekend dreary, at the movies, weak and weary,
From the meaningless action of the film I’d seen before
While I waited, quietly seated, in the dark I sat and tweeted,
As if some one actually needed, needed my opinion for.
`Decent Action,’ I tweeted, `Decent action that I’d seen before -
Only this, and nothing more.’

Ah, distinctly I remembered, at Comic-Con I was a member,
In Hall H I was attendant on “The Raven” panel floor.
Eagerly I wished to see it; – vainly I hoped Cusack freed it
From the current trend of sorrow – sorrow for his lost career -
For his once proud, wonderful, but currently offtracked career -
Mentionless here for evermore.

So the brightening of the silver screen brought hope the movie
Thrilled me – filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
Unfortunately now, to sadness of my heart, it hurts reporting
`’Tis some average outing that feels as if you’ve seen before -
Truly some average outing that feels as if you’ve seen before; -
This it is, and nothing more,’

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The 2012 Spring Movie Preview

January and February are behind us now… this weekend marks the start of the 2012 Spring Movie Season!

While it doesn’t quite have the huge blockbusters of the Summer or Holiday seasons, March has turned into quite a nice month on the Hollywood release calendar. There’s plenty of big budget flicks and star vehicles to look forward to, and it all kicks off this weekend with “The Lorax”!

Click through and see what’s in store between now and the 2012 Summer Movie Season!

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