The 2012 FMR MAJOR Awards: The Worst Picture Nominees

Worst Picture Nominees

Ladies and Gentleman, here we go. After a long year of suffering through a wide variety of putrid offal, I present to you the fruits of my labors… the WORST movies of 2012. These were the movies that made you want to escape the pain, the ones that you wish would just END already. The type of movie you wouldn’t wish on your worst enemy.

My pain is your gain, though! Click through to see the ten movies that stunk out the joint the worst in 2012

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New Episode of the (title pending) Movie Podcast with Tank and Fogs!!

PodcastHappy 2013, everybody, here’s our first new (title pending) of the year!

To celebrate, Tank and I roll through another enormous review extravaganza! With one week off for Christmas, and the massive slate of Holiday releases to contend with, Mr. Tanski and I bring you reviews of SEVEN new releases currently in theatre! Enough movies to last you an entire week!

In no particular order, they are: “The Guilt Trip”, “Parental Guidance”, “Django Unchained”, “Les Miserables”, “Jack Reacher”, “Silver Linings Playbook”, and “This is 40″! It’s a cavalcade of film reviews for your listening pleasure and information, we give you the breakdown on everything that’s out there!

Click here to download the episode directly, or you can search for us on iTunes and Stitcher Radio by using (title pending) or Tank and Fogs! :DBanner

This Is 40

This is 40

How to be a “Feel Good Movie”, “This Is 40″ style:

Create two miserable characters, unhappily married to each other. Show in great detail all the miserable facets of their unhappy relationship… the lack of personal space, the unfulfilled wishes, the financial pressures, the ridiculous demands they place on each other, and then show them argue about these things. At length. Constantly. Then show how miserable that this is making the couple’s children. Then show the irresponsible parents that caused these two to grow up miserably, and how they’re still making the couple miserable. Finally, your audience will be miserable after watching two hours of nonstop arguing and misery and complaining about being miserable.

Then, when the credits roll… it will feel SO good.

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The 2012 Holiday Movie Season Preview

Ok, folks, here we are! One of the major movie release seasons of the year is upon us, The Holiday Movie Season!

The Holidays started a little early this year, with “Skyfall” (undeniably a major release) opening in the first week of November. So we’re underway! Between now and the end of the year, we’ll see some of the biggest films on the 2012 docket get released, including the conclusion to the “Twilight” Saga, “The Hobbit”, and “Django Unchained”!

Click through to check out what the Holidays hold in store!

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