TV Talk: True Blood (S4E4, “I’m Alive, and On Fire.”)

Turns out Diggs was right last week. Faerie blood IS like Sam’s Summer Ale!

Eric goes off skinny dipping once he’s all blasto from slamming that juice box. Turns out he should have worn some sunscreen. Oh, about SPF 10,000 or so should do it. Of course, that’s alright. He makes a sympathy move on Sookie later…

I think Jason was a Ghost Daddy already. The way the women of Bagheera city took to him? Turns out he’s all of their favorite man! By working his Svengali magic on lil panther virgin girl, he was able to escape his bindings. All he needed to do was fill her head with some Rom Com nonsense about boys who bring flowers and candy. Who wants to bet her first time would have wound up being with her panther uncle if Jason hadn’t got him?

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TV Talk: “Finding Bigfoot”

Ladies and Gentleman, in my ongoing quest to steer you to only the finest in film and televised entertainment, I present to you the single best television show currently airing – Animal Planet’s “Finding Bigfoot”.

Don’t believe me? Well, don’t just take my word for it. The Academy of Television Arts and Sciences has just recognized the show by nominating it in FIVE categories for the non-primetime Emmys, including Outstanding Achievement in Sound and Editing, Outstanding Reality Programming, and Best New Series. Ever, I might add.

It’s also been cited by numerous, national scientific and anthropologic publications, along with major newspapers for it’s even handed research methodology, including recent articles in Scientific American and The Atlanta Journal Constitution.

Come inside and meet the team!

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TV Talk: “True Blood” (S4E3, “If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin’?”)

Tonight’s episode began with a tiny, but important bit of information. For a half a season and a couple of episodes, we’ve been informed that Sookie’s blood is a delicacy to Vampires. And as such, she smells delicious to them. Well, tonight, thanks to Mindwiped Eric, we finally learn what it is exactly that she smells like.

Honey Bunches of Oats.

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TV Talk: True Blood (S4E1, “She’s Not There”)

I know there’s folks out there watching True Blood…

I’ll tell you, I think everybody’s favorite Supernatural Soap Opera has a LOT of work cut out for it this season. It is NOT going to be easy topping last season’s “Vampire Liberace”, Russell Edgington!

But, seeing as he’s currently indisposed, the residents of Bon Temps must soldier on. Click through to read more and discuss the season premiere of True Blood!

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TV Talk: Game of Thrones

The one thing I miss about Lost more than anything is talking about it on the net afterwards. Since then, there hasn’t really been a show that’s come along and commanded discussion like that…

But I know a lot of people are watching Game of Thrones, and I’m hoping some people want to share their thoughts on the finale.

BE WARNED! SPOILERS AFTER THE “MORE” TAG!!

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