Turns out Diggs was right last week. Faerie blood IS like Sam’s Summer Ale!
Eric goes off skinny dipping once he’s all blasto from slamming that juice box. Turns out he should have worn some sunscreen. Oh, about SPF 10,000 or so should do it. Of course, that’s alright. He makes a sympathy move on Sookie later…
I think Jason was a Ghost Daddy already. The way the women of Bagheera city took to him? Turns out he’s all of their favorite man! By working his Svengali magic on lil panther virgin girl, he was able to escape his bindings. All he needed to do was fill her head with some Rom Com nonsense about boys who bring flowers and candy. Who wants to bet her first time would have wound up being with her panther uncle if Jason hadn’t got him?
Did anyone else think of “Sex Panther, by Odeon” every time they played that panther growl? I know I did. “It’s made with bits of real panther, so you KNOW it’s good.”
Alcide makes an appearance so he can take his shirt off. Ya don’t build abs like that and then NOT take your shirt off, people. He doesn’t seem too happy about being Sookie’s friend though.
Speaking of being topless, Crystal stays topless long enough to paint a picture of her. She’s pretty happy Jason killed her mate, cause now she thinks she’s getting some Ghost Daddy ass voluntarily. Jason says nuh uh. We’ll see if he sticks to it once he “turns”… and you know he’s gonna turn.
We get to meet Jonesing Andy Bellefluer’s granmama, who won’t let him have a Red Bull. I wonder what she would think if she saw him all whacked out on V? I guess that means Bill’s new ex sack-mate is a Bellefluer too? This town’s full of them. Of course that’s not his primary genealogical concern right now. Looks like he’s been keeping it in the family!
Does Lafayette curse better than anyone short of Samuel L Jackson, or what? Tara’s no slouch either! Together they confront they Forgetful Witch of the South, who apparently is bothered by their swearing. Awkward. Of course, an angry Pam in a leather bustier probably didn’t help. She gets her witch on in time to give Pam a nice case of face rot. Which is a bummer… Pam was kinda hot.
Evil Demon Baby can write already! He’s gonna be one of those 16 year olds who goes to Harvard and shit. I was hoping he’d write “Redrum”, but instead we got “Baby not yours” which we all knew already anyways. If the baby WAS Terry’s he’d be Goofy Dummy Baby and not Evil Demon Baby.
I feel ripped off that Jessica’s only appearance was to heal Jason with her blood, but if that means Jason has the kind of thoughts about her that her sister always had about the male vampires in her life after they fed her their blood. Is that too much to ask??
As always, I’m hoping to hear YOUR thoughts, below!