Here we go, folks! A brand new episode of (title pending) for you listening enjoyment!
We kick things off with “Tank and Fogs: Witch Hunters”, letting the TPMP listeners join along as Tank and I march through the woods in search of Witches!
Then of course, we have all of last week’s new releases covered for you, with reviews of “Parker”, “Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters”, and “Movie 43”!
Finally, Tank and I circle back to discuss movies that are so bad they’re good, including the classics “The Room”, “Troll 2”, and “Birdemic: Shock and Terror”!
It’s a great episode and you won’t want to miss it! As always,
you can download it directly, here, or search for us on iTunes or Stitcher radio by looking for (title pending) or Tank and Fogs!
“Parker” tells the tale of a criminal wronged, and out for revenge. He plans a heist of a heist in order to even the score with those who betrayed him. To accomplish his goal, he has to enlist the help of a beautiful real estate agent.
As interesting as it sounds, somehow the recipe doesn’t entirely come together, and “Parker” can’t put together a second half worthy of its first. Ultimately, it winds up your typical, disappointing January release.
Tags: Entertainment, Jason Statham, Jennifer Lopez, Michael Chiklis, Movie, Movie Review, Movie Reviews, Movies, Nick Nolte, Parker, Review, Reviews
Ok, boys and girls. The Holiday Season is over… and the Spring Season, full of mini Blockbusters, is still months away.
Between now and then lies Hollywood’s dumping ground. The Hollywood fields lie fallow in the winter, bearing little quality product. It’s the two months of the year we need to “Get through”. While January typically offers some limited releases from the prior year going wide, there’s typically little else to get excited over.
Will this year be different? Are there any movies to get excited about these next two months? Let’s take a look at the release slate and see what we’ve got!
Tags: 2013 Winter Movie Preview, A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III, A Good Day to Die Hard, A Haunted House, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Al Pacino, Alan Arkin, Alanna Ubach, Alden Ehrenreich, Alexandra Daddario, Alice Englert, Amanda Peet, Amaury Nolasco, Analeigh Tipton, Anna Faris, Anne Vyalitsyna, Anthony Mackie, Aubrey Plaza, Barry Pepper, Beautiful Creatures, Benjamin Bratt, Bill Burr, Bill Murray, Bobby Cannavale, Brendan Fraser, Brian Van Holt, Broken City, Bruce Willis, Bullet to the Head, Cal Brunker, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Cedric the Entertainer, Channing Tatum, Charlie Sheen, Chloe Grace Moretz, Chris Pratt, Christian Slater, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Christopher Walken, Clark Duke, Clifton Collins, Cobie Smulders, Cole Hauser, Cory Hardrict, Craig Robinson, Dakota Goyo, Dan Yeager, Dark Skies, Dave Franco, David Costabile, David Koechner, David Lyons, Dwayne Johnson, Elizabeth Banks, Emma Stone, Emma Thompson, Emmy Rossum, Escape from Planet Earth, Essence Atkins, Fisher Stevens, Gangster Squad, Genesis Rodriguez, George Lopez, Gerald Butler, Giovanni Ribisi, Halle Berry, Hugh Jackman, Identity Thief, J.B. Smoove, J.K. Simmons, Jack McBrayer, Jai Courtney, Jamie Noel, Jane Lynch, Jason Bateman, Jason Mamoa, Jason Schwartzman, Jason Statham, Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer Lopez, Jeremy Irons, Jessica Alba, Jessica Chastain, John Cho, John Malkovich, John Moore, Jon Favreau, Jon Seda, Josh Brolin, Josh Duhamel, Josh Hamilton, Jr., Jude Law, Julianna Margulies, Julianne Hough, Justin Long, Kate Bosworth, Kate Winslet, Katheryn Winnick, Keri Russell, Kieran Culkin, Kristen Bell, Kyle Chandler, Kyle Gallner, Lasse Hallström, Leslie Bibb, Maggie Elizabeth Jones, Mama, Mark Margolis, Mark Wahlberg, Marlon Wayans, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Mary-Charles Jones, Megalyn Echikunwoke, Melissa McCarthy, Michael Chiklis, Michael Peña, Michael Tiddes, Mike Pniewski, Mimi Kirkland, Mireille Enos, Naomi Watts, Nicholas Hoult, Nick Nolte, Nick Swardson, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Noah Lomax, Parker, Patricia Arquette, Patrick Warburton, Paul Reubens, Ric Roman Waugh, Richard Gere, Richard LaGravenese, Rob Corddry, Robert Patrick, Roman Coppola, Rooney Mara, Ruben Fleischer, Russell Crowe, Ryan Gosling, Safe Haven, Sala Baker, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sarah Shahi, Scott Eastwood, Scott Stewart, Sean Penn, Seann William Scott, Sebastian Koch, Seth Gordon, Side Effects, Snitch, Sofía Vergara, Stand Up Guys, Steven Soderbergh, Sung Kang, Susan Sarandon, Sylvester Stallone, Tania Raymonde, Taylor Hackford, Teresa Palmer, Terrence Howard, Texas Chainsaw 3D, Thomas Mann, Tony Shalhoub, Trey Songz, Uma Thurman, Vinessa Shaw, Viola Davis, Wade Williams, Walter Hill, Warm Bodies, Wendell Pierce, William Shatner, Yuliya Snigir